My life is average

Henriette tipset meg om mylifeisaverage.com, og det må være det beste tipset på lenge, definitivt min nye yndlingsside.

Utrolig mye hyggeligere enn FML*. God stemning rett og slett. :)

*men forsåvidt ekstra morsomt hvis du har lest my på FML eller MLIG før, for her gjøres det narr i hytt og pine. (Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA)

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Today I won a million dollars, but I closed out of the pop-up anyway. MLIA

Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA

Today, a girl in my class had a sore throat and wasn't allowed to talk. Instead, the teacher made her cards with common responses. The cards (all thought of and written by our English teacher)read: Yes, No, Maybe, and That's What She Said. MLIA

Today, I was in my kitchen with my mom, my dad walks in with all his hair shaved off and said to my mom "Did you ever in your wildest dreams think I would get a buzz cut?" With no hesitation my mom replies "You're not in my wildest dreams." Picks up her tea and walks away. I love my family. MLIA.

Today, in my English class, a few girls and I were having a discussion about futuristic technology.We got on the topic of texting. One girl stated that they should make cell phone texting so that you could just simply talk into the phone and the other person would receive your message. I looked at her and said "That would be a phone call." MLIA

Today, I was at a Halloween store looking for a costume. I read the list of available costumes. One of them was Waldo, and I asked the clerk to get one for me. She couldn't find it. Well played Waldo, well played. MLIA

Today, my 6 year-old daughter was asking me questions about Santa Claus at dinner. My 13 year-old daughter was getting annoyed with all the dumb questions and simply told her younger sister that Santa didn't exist. Instead of being aghast and upset, my younger daughter just said, "Yeah, but neither does Edward Cullen!" MLIA

Today, my dad tried to get my little brother to stop sucking his thumb so he told my brother that, if he continued, his stomach would grow large and eventually pop. Sure enough today in church we sat next to a 6 month pregnant woman. After church my brother walked up to her with a serious expression and exclaimed, " I know what you've been doing!" The look on her face was priceless. MLIA